"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 05/10/2019 at 22:11 • Filed to: None

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If you fart while walking forward will the thrust from the fart make you walk faster for short time?

fhrblig > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/10/2019 at 22:19

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No, of course not. That’s ridiculous.

But if you were on the International Space Station and weightless and you farted, you’d probably spin  around like a pinwheel.

smobgirl > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/10/2019 at 22:22

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If you compose a post on Oppo and it doesn’t have a title, can you click on the post using Safari on a cell phone?

No. No, you cannot. THANKS KINJA.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > fhrblig 05/10/2019 at 22:23

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One way to find out, tweet Chris Hadfield that question.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > smobgirl 05/10/2019 at 22:24

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13/10 Kinja score.

Cash Rewards > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/10/2019 at 22:31

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Of course. Equal and opposite and all, plus decrease in Mass. Totally faster

CB > smobgirl 05/10/2019 at 22:33

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You have to click on the time posted. Same for desktop and Android. It sucks.

smobgirl > CB 05/10/2019 at 22:35

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I click on user name and can then click title-less posts but it’s just dumb. “ If it ain’t broke, make sure you totally fuck it up.”

MrDakka > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/10/2019 at 22:45

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If your fart had a high enough mass flow rate to generate a decent amount of thrust, you can even fly. The problem (at least on Earth) with accomplishing that is  to generate the necessary amount of thrust for a noticeable effect, the mass flow rate needed would need to be a good amount of your body weight, even if you shoved a de Laval nozzle up your rectum. Not to mention your feeble human muscles wouldn’t be able to generate the force needed to pressurize the fart.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/10/2019 at 22:57

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It’s like 1/1000 of one horse power.

Spanfeller is a twat > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/10/2019 at 23:09

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No. Butts are pretty good at dispersing that “thrust. ” Even if you removed your butt to increase the effectiveness of the fart as a method of transportation, I suppose you would find that the cons of having no glutes outweigh the benefits of reduced fart thrust dispersion.

MrDakka > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/10/2019 at 23:12

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FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/10/2019 at 23:19

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Porsche would charge $6k for that. 

OPPOsaurus WRX > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/10/2019 at 23:28

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I dunno if it will make me walk faster but my wife will cetrainly yell at me for doing it

AestheticsInMotion > CB 05/10/2019 at 23:32

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I can click it fine on android, but I can't long press and choose "open in new tab" like I normally do :/

Urambo Tauro > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/10/2019 at 23:55

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S lightly. S ame holds true for vehicle exhaust, if it terminates rearward .

pip bip - choose Corrour > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/11/2019 at 07:25

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oppo science.

the best kind

404 - User No Longer Available > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/11/2019 at 08:01

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No, unless you compress and breathe it back in. Cone on, it’s common knowledge.

sn4cktimes > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/11/2019 at 09:57

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I find it tends to make me slower as the mental concentration required to fully power-re lease the fart slows my stride a bit; thus  negating the additional thrust completely.